When you settle into a place only long enough for the leather interior to stick to your thighs, then you have been in the car too long. It is time to either crank up the A/C or pull over to get out. So I thought I would get out to give my two-cent regurgitation on my last two years in China.
In true David Letterman style, I would like to propose The Top Eight List (couldn’t quite get up to 10). In no particular order, (drum roll, please)
Top 10 reasons China is better than America:
1.) If it isn’t under construction, then it isn’t modern. Of coarse construction means securely wire-twined bamboo towers, 16 stories high.
2.) Mobile phones. I have been on the outer reaches of Kazakhstan, Myanmar and Tibetan Mountains with perfect reception. ‘Can you hear me now?’
3.) Driving lanes are mere suggestions and pedestrians have no rights when crossing the street. Yet I have never seen a single car accident. Simply, amazing.
4.) Fruit is picked fresh, looks dehydrated and green, but tastes like it were meant for the gods. Example: Here, the strawberries are small, white/pink color and dirty but are delicious. Nothing like the genetically altered, picked green, ripened under portable heating lamps, displayed in a perfect pyramid for only $3.99/basket and somehow the natural sugar has been leeched out making them tasteless back home.
5.) DVD cost $1 each. Illegal. Enough said.
6.) Tailored clothes. Why buy off the rack when you can replicate it?
7.) Labor is Cheap, so be messy. You can litter. You heard correctly, you can litter and someone will come sweep it up. People need jobs. The city would rather hire hundreds of street sweepers than put trash bins out, then couple that with a mild littering campaign to attempt changing behavior. Just throw it on the ground, everyone’s doing it.
8.) Homemade dumplings from scratch, just like mom used to make (or wished she could make if she had the time) for only 75 cents/dozen. Again, labor is cheap and Chinese food better be fresh or nobody will eat it. This is China, dumplings and MSG aplenty.








